Ace Dtect
Editor-In-Chief SuBBrilliant News, Thoracic Surgeon, Gentleman.
Age: 355
Born: 28th June, 1641, Somerset
Ace Dtect was 18 years old when he left his father's estate in Somerset
to seek adventure in the American Colonies. Instead, he found 2 drunk reporters
(Gutwood and Rusputin) in the gutters of Richmond, Virginia. In 1662 the
three of them laid the foundation of the SuBBrilliant News with an eye
toward the future. Ace then tried an innovative attempt at finding the
northwest passage by going southeast which unwittingly landed him in Cyprys
where he met Bhavraghita Semionopololes.
Throughout the years Ace Dtect worked on building the SuBBrilliant News
to become the top disinformation service of the World Wide Web. In those
days SBN captured nearly 100% of the available readership. You would find
him hard at work on his veranda drinking a julep and thinking very hard
about what computers were.
Several Kings and Presidents called on Ace's advice but the United States
civil war tore him between his love of Virginia and his opposition to slaveholding
so he moved behind the scenes and set up secret operations in Swansea,
Wales where he still holds an estate to this day. He spent the early 1900's
as an amateur scientist developing thoracic surgery.
In the late 1960's Ace was a key adviser on the ARPAnet project and
helped give timely spelling tips to those developing FTP, TCP and the failed
FSTP (Funny Stuff Transfer Protocol) He remained outside of the NIC but
provided an essential advice on seating arrangements at CERN which helped
produce the World Wide Web. He made a very strong cup of coffee once for
Marc Andreeson which inspired him with the Mosaic and later Netscape browsers.
Today Ace operates the worldwide SuBBrilliant empire with over 800 compounds
and the extremely wonderfully famous SuBBrilliant News web site and grill.
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