1700s – US: FU Dad, I’m going to start my OWN country
Europe: Good luck with that
1800s – US: Countrying is hard
Europe: shakes head.
1900s – US: Looks like you’re in trouble Dad. I’m really sorry about all our arguments. I’m here to help
Europe: Thank you, son.
2000 – US – I’m having a mid-life crisis
Europe: I’m old.
